Parler le français comme une vache espagnole
[pahr lay leu fra(n) say kuhm un va shes pah nyul
To speak French terribly, To not be able to speak French at all
To speak French like a Spanish cow
The French expression parler le français comme une vache espagnole
is a not very polite way of saying that someone barely speaks French - it's full of mistakes, pronunciation is terrible, etc. You can, in theory, also use it with other languages, though probably Il parle l'espagnol comme une vache espagnole
wouldn't be the best way to criticize someone's Spanish skills.
J'étudie le français depuis trois ans, mais je le parle toujours comme une vache espagnole !
I've been studying French for three years, but I still make tons of mistakes!
Generally speaking, the definite article le
is optional after parler
, but in this expression its usage is fixed.
Some people believe that the correct expression is parler le français comme une vache l'espagnol
, which has a slightly different meaning that, in my opinion, makes no sense: "to speak French like a cow speaks Spanish."
Many claim that the original expression was parler le français comme un Basque espagnol
, and if that's the case, I suspect a sense of political correctness helped to turn "Basque
" into "vache
." While obviously insulting to Basque people, the original expression did have the advantage of a certain logic. There are French-speaking Basques and Spanish-speaking Basques, and the latter would be more likely to make mistakes and have an accent while speaking French, whereas cows - whatever their nationality - are not known to speak any human language. No matter how bad a person's French might be, I find it hard to believe that all they can manage is meuh !
("Moo" in French and Spanish, respectively :-)