French is Better than... Sex!

10 reasons why

is better than

1. You're never too old or too young to learn French
2. French-fanatics don't make people uncomfortable
3. It's OK to speak French anytime and anywhere
4. You can speak French with as many people and as many times a day as you like
5. Can't get arrested for speaking French with a minor
6. Speaking French with lots of people at once is socially acceptable
7. No risk of disease or pregnancy from speaking French
8. You can speak French all day without getting really tired
9. No next-day regrets about whom you spoke French with
10. Speaking French is fun even if you have a headache

Click on the graphic below to see why French is better than your vice of choice. If you think of more reasons, I'd love for you to share them in the forum - I'll add the best ones to this list! Also, if you think of lots of reasons French is better than a topic that is not listed here, put those in the forum too and we'll make this the biggest and best list of reasons to pick French that the world has ever seen!

Please note: This is just a fun article, no more and no less. I mean no disrespect to people who enjoy the things listed above, nor am I condoning any of them.

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