French is Better than... Coffee!

10 reasons why

is better than

1. Speaking French gives you a natural high
2. You don't have to worry if you speak French right before bedtime
3. French won't burn your tongue
4. No such thing as a "French headache"
5. French won't give you high blood pressure
6. No chance of spilling French and ruining your clothes
7. You don't need to roast, grind, and brew French before you speak it
8. No cups or "French makers" to clean after you speak French
9. French won't stain your teeth
10. Don't have to worry about your French getting cold before you finish talking

Click on the graphic below to see why French is better than your vice of choice. If you think of more reasons, I'd love for you to share them in the forum - I'll add the best ones to this list! Also, if you think of lots of reasons French is better than a topic that is not listed here, put those in the forum too and we'll make this the biggest and best list of reasons to pick French that the world has ever seen!

Please note: This is just a fun article, no more and no less. I mean no disrespect to people who enjoy the things listed above, nor am I condoning any of them.

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